You have to laugh, I mean seriously you really gotta have a sense of humour these days, when you listen to some of these so called Christian Leaders. Take the good old Mayor of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He’s an avid hater of gays, and has spent eons it seems fighting any mere semblance of equality for us homosexuals. Now he wants to make going to the potty difficult on his precious beaches.
(Fort Lauderdale, Florida) Fort Lauderdale’s Mayor wants the city to fork out a quarter-million dollars for a toilet he claims will put an end to gay sex that he says is rampant in public washrooms on the beach, even though the police department denies there is a problem. (source)
Seems these new fangled portable toilets, will play music while sit, or stand. They will even clean the toilet seat for you, but hey, spend too much time and the door will fling open. I mean, how quick can you poop? Okay if you got a case of the runs, but what if you got a cranky bowel? How quick can you do your business before the door opens to expose you.
Kind of also makes you wonder, will he have a cop stationed there, so that if you do overstay, the door pops open, they can arrest you for indecent exposure? I mean seriously, this has to rank right up there, but then you read on, to find these lovely little gems of technology are already in place in cities like Seattle, Atlanta, and New York.
Now New York I can understand, as this type of portable toilet will give a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘done in a new york minute‘ but come on? Gays having sex in porta potties? Even the local cops say there is no problem, despite the Mayor’s claims.
What frosts me however, is the waste of the money for such toys. Frankly I think most cities can better spend a quarter of a million bucks (each) than on some fancy music playing, door opening, toilet. However, as the wife says.. Yankee Doodle Dandy.
